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Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros had it right

Hi Friends,

There is much speculation on the internet about where I’m “from.” Apparently, Spain and Italy are popular guesses. Also, pretty much everyone thinks I’m Jewish. It is with eternal regret that I confess that I am none of those things. (23andMe DNA test claims that I am 0% Ashkenazi, but at least one friend of mine is demanding a re-test.)

So w…